1. Music bandwagon jumpers (So-and-so band is hot right now, lets listen to them. FOLLOW TEH RADIO!
2. Two-faced people
3. Hypocrites
4. People that don't make turtles for me
5. Disney pop stars
6. Teacher rants
7. Boring monotone teachers

Will post more as it comes. maybe a weekly thing?

so with these last few days of summer slippin' away, the turtle kid and I have decided to finally come back and update this lil thing. We'll be reflecting on our summers, and commenting on school, which looms ever closer upon us.
Firstly, main reason for us disappearing off this blog is because we're too damn busy. And by busy, I mean lazy. NEXT!

Summer'09 was a great little fling.

WARPED TOUR
-saw some SIIICK bands
-heard some RAAAD music
-did some CRAAAZY stuff
-made some SCHWEEET memories
-Alex flicks nipples
-Everything is better with two pumps of strawberry
-Alex can't crowdsurf
-there's a party in vancouver, all night long
-racist jokes that're a bit too racy for my morality to type down here
-personally, I got a pick from CASH CASH, chyeaa. can't use it cuz the logo is already wearing off though
-Fred blew all of his birthday moolah on shirts

THE MIXED SMOOTHIE OF SUMMER
[/gg] has:

1. taken various life guarding courses. 20 bucks an hour, HERE I COME
2. completed 2 covers of songs, complete with singing. links below.
3. well shit. that's it? what a lame ass summer.
   

SO LONG SWEET SUMMER

so now, I guess it's back to school for all of us. we're big, bad, grade 10's this year, smack dab in the middle. we ain't LG's but we ain't all that mature either. muahahaha. Shit load of people are disappearing on us, like 15 so hopefully we get some new classmates to fill in the gaps. I really don't know what else to say so I'll talk again whenever the fuck i decide to write more.
CHAO OUTSIDE MUDAFUCKAS (shit wait, that's peter chao's line. I need my own)

COVERS





Well, well, well... [/gg] has pretty much covered HIS side of the summer, so I guess i'll tell you a little about my own....(reminisces)

[!ima turtle] has:
1. been busy. And when I mean busy, I mean busy.
2. been going out with a kickass group of people for pretty much the WHOLE summer, and I wouldn't trade it for the world :)
3. recorded some songs of my own (with a little from eleventhvolume.blogspot.com ), cause' [/gg] isn' t the only damn musician in this blog!
Linkz below if y'all interested ;D
4. done more than [/gg] will EVER do in his whole life :D (I, [/gg], resent that statement)



LINK OF AWESOME

Not much has really happened I suppose, just lots of mishaps and good times XD
Well, me and [/gg] created this blog as a means to do something in the meantime, but if we never use the blog, then what the hell happens to it?
So, partially, this update is to keep the 2guys1blog franchise up and running, because we'd never want this piece-o'-shyyit to just suddenly stop. I think :S

The other part we are having this update is to actually update this time, instead of giving you bullshirt like the other posts had.] - [!imaturtle]






It's funny , because I think we actually saw the guys with the guns during lunch, and it didn't even occur to me how people could've misinterpereted 3 teenagers with guns showing their spirit for a catholic school in the worst way possible.


EDIT: there were snipers. supposedly.

HAH long time no update. why? because.
nooo reaaallly... cuz we were lazy. serious. also, nothing's really happened in our lives lately, so there's nothing to write about. but mostly laziness.

anyway to bring you up to speed... i quit. 40 days is too much, and I'M WEAK

also, recently, me and [!imaturtle] recently went to thinkfast aka the 30 hour famine.
not as bad as you'd think. in fact, total opposite. very fun.
so much stuff to do that I totally forgot I was hungry.
some highlights:
-*pulls out sticky note* "JESSICA ALBA WAS IN MY PANTS!"
-hung lo. the male stripper/sumo wrestler/crime fighter
-the earthquake proof tower. (it got hit by a ball and was still able to stand after a 7ft drop. oh, and it was made of STRAWS)
-"you never said we had to be able to move it. this was supposed to be the tallest tower, not the most movable... NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING A DICK!"
-"I'm basically blind, so if I pop off my contacts, do I still need the blindfold?"
-egyptian rat screw. im a ninja at it
-spanish movies are interesting when you watch with brandon
-"Isn't it weird? It's 4am in the morning and everyone's playing badminton"

cheers.
[/gg]

Well, it's that time of year for us catholic/christians, Lent. During the 40 days of Lent, we give up something so that we grow better as a person, and not total dicks. Sometimes it works, but usually people just get pissed because there is no prize at the end, just a big theoretical smiley emoticon that says " you did it, now pat yourself on the back ".

Anyways, for some people, they sacrifice either a big piece of their life such as a habit, a hobby, a certain item, or an activity. For me, it was certain "activity" and for [/gg] it was a certain "habit". So, through these 40 days, we will TRY and record our progress through this time of sacrifice. If we actually DO manage to make it, send us some smiley emoticons plz :). But not the one I just made because I think we would deserve a shitload more, but a badass smiley is all we ask for

[ima turtle]

EDIT:
hah, needless to say, I failed. and it wasn't even like a couple days into it. I failed BEFORE it even started. darn straight.
anyway I gave up swearing which is really hard, actually.

Journal Entry 1
DAY 1:and so begins my incredulous journey into the wonderfabulous world of unobscenities. It is very hard. My mouth feels like it's locked up, held back. I've already almost failed numerous times (not including yesterday). We'll see how this ends up.

[/gg]

Haha, well, I suppose [/gg] has already told partially our wild night of persians and rock band XD But in that same night, I almost ruined his whole life with a couple of clicks...

It all started when [/gg] first laid his eyes on some hot triplets during some basketball game. I didn't really think they were that hot, but yenno his tastes not mine . Now, we will talk about the day before school started. [/gg] was distracted by some rock band 2, and that's when I made my move; my dick move to be exact. I slowly typed her name into the facebook search bar, savouring each moment, and I instantly found her . I found the " add friend " button, clicked that, then the confirmation button, and all hell broke loose.... No wait, I mean I laughed my ass off so hard while [/gg] was shitting bricks of embarrassment and actual shit. LOL you should've seen him go ape shit, quite the scene XD

Awww, coming off a long weekend is like waking up after 2 hrs of sleep. it sucks.
especially when you really did have 2 hrs of sleep. almost.


the day before school was pretty awesome.
had some good minor 'momentz' while chillin at mah bud's house.

but FIRST
watch this
and if u didnt understand what the HELL that was about
watch this

anywayz
this post actually had 2 alternate titles, "wah-tch!" and "woo-pah!" but i figured no one would figure out the reference.
watch this

GERONIMOMENTZ (number 0.5)
so the REAL title actually came from a msn conversation I was having with my friend, at like 10pm. I was already zoning out cuz yenno, I came off a sugar rush so i wasn't all there, if ya know what i mean. that's when the doof comes in and types some obscenities into the conversation, slightly traumatizing the person I was talking to. as compensation, I figured I should punch him back, but being the zoned-out guy I was, I accidentally typed in "would you like me to punch you?"

... so that wasnt actually half as funny as I thought it would end up sounding like. probably one of those "you had to be there" momentz.
watch this (just skip to like 2:45)



for the record, everything in this post came from when I was at my friend's house, and this was supposed to be posted 2 days ago, but I was lazy. figures.
oh, and I call people's "doof's" now. deal with it.

yup it's that day of the year again.
where all the happy people go out and buy chocolates and flowers and what not for their special ones.

so just a quick post today.
have fun today... *ahem* safe fun. =D

(new song up on the jukebox just for today! the rest of the loooooong weekend!)

[/gg]

Well, so far, we've tweaked the blog to our liking, and we will start our segments soon enough. It's only been like what, one week since we started, and now it will probably take another week to finally set up our blog the way we want it to be. So rest assured, you will soon get to hear all the crazy moments from [/gg] himself, and my somewhat helpful/helpless advice that has tea involved for some fuckin' reason. But what more could we fix this blog with? Well for the most part, it is pretty damn smexxy so far, but it is pretty damn fail compared to other blogs I've visited. Also, our content is lacking and we need some way to keep you readers entertained, AMIRITE?? So, we will also work on that as well. In the mean time, we will look over our blog, see what needs to be fixed, kept, and tuned a bit. So hopefully, this bitch will be up and running around the 14/15th of February, and on that note, I'm peacing it for now. Seacrest, out.

So SOMEONE thinks they're blog is better... cuz its got a damn banner.
whoop de friggen do.
keep in mind this thing's only been going since like, sunday night.
we've only just BEGUN. (first 'geronimomentz' segment is on its way. i promise.)

PS:
[!maturtle], I can't draw. so if we're gonna match that banner with something kick-ass like we should, you'll have to do it. or we can work together. which im sure will make something only half as crappy as something i woulda made alone. right?

[/gg]

Haha, I can't believe I forgot to mention this. That which I forgot to mention all starts with a simple question; why? Me and my friend have this thread on the worldly popular facebook that consists of me, him, and 4 other females that would not like me announcing their names on the internet for they are afraid of a little thing I like to call stalkers. But anyway, our thread has roughly around 3000 messages and we started this way back in the summer of 08'. We have discussed many topics throughout the time we've had the thread. From movie plans and pokemon, to fucked up typos and arguments, but if I talked about it, that shit would be longer than this post should be. A few months ago, possibly around October, I started this little segment called " Tea With Phred™ " because 2 of my friends were having an online argument about "crossing the line" which I will post at one point when I have time. So then other problems started to occur within our thread so usually TWP had to come and quell the raging hormones of anger and killing intent. Of course not many arguments happened for a while, but still, I kept TWP as a mental sticky note. Now my friend, who had a really funny/retarded name, usually had these "moments" of his; whether it be funny, epic failures, or just plain retarded that makes you go "..... what the fuck". Also, he wanted a nickname for his moments, so after minutes of the most hardcore thinking ever, I made up the nickname! It was pure genius too, and that nickname was "geronimomentz"; last name ( geronimo) + moments = geronimomentz. So from there on, everytime one of his fuck-ups or whatever you kids call them these days happened, someone would usually say " what a geronimoment!!" and I would laugh at what just happened. So let's now look at the present day. A few days ago, me and my friend just simply thought, " Hey, what if we put my TWP with your geronimomentz on a blog?" Of course, we didn't seriously think of doing it, but when I got home and was on my computer like usual, the idea started getting to me. So I thought, and thought, and thought some more when I finally had the answer clear in my head; let's fuckin do it. So a couple days later, I see my friend on msn, so I tell him the news, and he's stoked as well, so we started planning the name, title, and our whole set-up was starting to take action. Honestly, it has been exciting so far, and I hope it will be for many days to come. Of course this will take time to polish and fine tune so that it's absolutely perfect, but when it is finished, I assure you, disappointment will get the fuck outta here. TWP and geronimomentz will try and be updated weekly, but we still have school and shit to do, so rest easy and don't stop visiting 2 guys 1 blog, lolkthnxbye
[!ima turtle]

EDIT:
all righty, here we go, im the other "side" to this blog, if you will. The grant imahara to his turtle boy. yeah, nvm.
anyway, this has mostly summed up what i was gonna say, so kudos to that.
basically we'll be posting whatever we want, whenever we want, right here. right now we're thinking of TWP and Geronimomentz segments, as well was musical suggestions and funny stuff that happens.
so 'til then,
Imahara, out... XD
[/gg]